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The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer, CEO of the most powerfull and prolific corporation in the world, Microsoft! You will enjoy this, do you hear me people!?.... Content from the FSB blog The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer
A letter from me, to me, about me, warning me to stop being me!
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One of Mr. Ballmer's lawyers, Limberbagh (of Haroldstien, Kretch, Limberbagh, Cross, brenan and Joacobs, The on-campus day shift MS Offensive Legal Team) has a problem with Fake Steve Ballmer and wants to take action against him!
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Friday, May 02, 2008The Poison Ive Files
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Mr. Ballmer is contacted by an agent of the secret department deep within the bowels of Microsoft, Department 666a with an unholy plan to destroy Jonathan Ive!
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Sunday, Apr 27, 2008CIO Stuart Scott Fired For Policy Breach!
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Mr. Ballmer has to deal with the cult that has taken over Microsoft IT Department!
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Thursday, Apr 24, 2008DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! - The Monkey Boy Conspiracy!
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Another short excerpt from Mr. Ballmer's book, "The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy", he exposes the Developers, developers, video conspiracy!
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Thursday, Apr 17, 2008Exerpt From "The Monkey Boy Conspiracy" Chapter 8 - The Jobs Factor!
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This is a short exerpt from Mr. Ballmers as of yet unpublished book, "The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy", you won't believe what he found out about Steve Jobs!
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Saturday, Apr 12, 2008Why I Hate Psychologist!
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Mr. Ballmer takes his wife's advice and goes to see a psychologist.
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Friday, Apr 11, 2008So, You Think You Love Your Kids?
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Mr. Ballmer has to deal with a disloyal gardener and his family!
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Monday, Apr 07, 2008Steve Jobs and Apple Looking a Little Desperate!
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Mr. Ballmer comments on Apple executive selling off their own stock!
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Monday, Apr 07, 2008Charlton Heston!
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Chartton Heston died and it has bummed me out. Just a little memorial to such a great man!
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