Wednesday, Jun 25, 2008

Barak, Don't Fail Me Now! - Evil Lurks!

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Evil (Hellary) stalks Mr. Ballmer!
This one is really scarry, have all children leave the room before listening!
We warned you!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 3:18 AM |   

Saturday, Jun 21, 2008

The EU Rules Against Microsoft Again! - (Why do we even bother!)

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Mr. Ballmer Rails against the European Union Courts!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 2:57 PM |   

Wednesday, Jun 04, 2008

MSZuneFan, I Understand! - Fatherly Advice:

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MSZuneFan, I Understand! - Fatherly Advice:

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 11:45 PM |   

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Where SCO Failed, We Will Succeed!

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Mr. Ballmer thrills an audience at a convention in London with an anti-linux rant!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 7:31 PM |   

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

GOD Spoke to me Last Night!

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Mr. Ballmer has an accident in the Teal-room and sees God!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 5:50 PM |   

Saturday, May 03, 2008

A letter from me, to me, about me, warning me to stop being me!

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One of Mr. Ballmer's lawyers, Limberbagh (of Haroldstien, Kretch, Limberbagh, Cross, brenan and Joacobs, The on-campus day shift MS Offensive Legal Team) has a problem with Fake Steve Ballmer and wants to take action against him!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 11:32 PM |   

Friday, May 02, 2008

The Poison Ive Files

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Mr. Ballmer is contacted by an agent of the secret department deep within the bowels of Microsoft, Department 666a with an unholy plan to destroy Jonathan Ive!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 12:13 AM |   

Sunday, Apr 27, 2008

CIO Stuart Scott Fired For Policy Breach!

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Mr. Ballmer has to deal with the cult that has taken over Microsoft IT Department!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 7:34 PM |   

Thursday, Apr 24, 2008

DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! - The Monkey Boy Conspiracy!

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Another short excerpt from Mr. Ballmer's book, "The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy", he exposes the Developers, developers, video conspiracy!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 11:01 PM |   

Thursday, Apr 17, 2008

Exerpt From "The Monkey Boy Conspiracy" Chapter 8 - The Jobs Factor!

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This is a short exerpt from Mr. Ballmers as of yet unpublished book, "The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy", you won't believe what he found out about Steve Jobs!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 7:54 PM |