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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
GOD Spoke to me Last Night!
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Mr. Ballmer has an accident in the Teal-room and sees God!
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And in other news, Steve Ballmer works his magic at the Microsoft Developers after dinner party, in Kingston, Jamaica.
Following his colourful performance back in the States with his 'Developers Developers Developers' chant, and his 'Monkey Boy' dance, we now see Ballmer making the most out of his facination with Reggae beats.
Winston Paul, Lead Developer for .NET in Jamaica commented
"'dis be da best confaraaance I eva bin to, RESPECT to da ballma, he da man..."
Bev Smith, Microsoft events coordinator commented "You can quite clearly see that Microsoft is being led by a truly inspirational leader who knows exactly how to connect with developers whereever they may be in the world! As Steve has demonstrated in Jamaica, he can sure show everyone how to develop hard and PLAY hard!"
Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO commented "You may all mock me, but watch the video and see for yourself the mighty following I commanded in Jamaica! Show me a linux developer conference where they get to have THIS much fun!
"All you linux losers know that the only right way to move forward with innovation is with US! So join Microsoft today! If you're in Jamaica, then sign up NOW for next year's developers conference... are you seriously going to miss out on the FREE BAR, WOMEN, DANCING, SWEET smelling smoky *cough*, RED STRIPE BEER... and BEST of all, you get me DJ'g and DANCING right at the front for your spinning those tunes off my ZUNE!!!"
"Show me a CEO who loves his developers THIS much!!!!"
Brief video recording of Steve Ballmer at Microsoft Developers Conference after party in Jamaica:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0oQwrlZD8