Saturday, May 24, 2008

Where SCO Failed, We Will Succeed!

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Mr. Ballmer thrills an audience at a convention in London with an anti-linux rant!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 7:31 PM |   

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

GOD Spoke to me Last Night!

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Mr. Ballmer has an accident in the Teal-room and sees God!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 5:50 PM |   

Saturday, May 03, 2008

A letter from me, to me, about me, warning me to stop being me!

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One of Mr. Ballmer's lawyers, Limberbagh (of Haroldstien, Kretch, Limberbagh, Cross, brenan and Joacobs, The on-campus day shift MS Offensive Legal Team) has a problem with Fake Steve Ballmer and wants to take action against him!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 11:32 PM |   

Friday, May 02, 2008

The Poison Ive Files

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Mr. Ballmer is contacted by an agent of the secret department deep within the bowels of Microsoft, Department 666a with an unholy plan to destroy Jonathan Ive!

Posted by Steve Ballmer at 12:13 AM |