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		<title>The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer ZuneCast</title>
		<itunes:subtitle>The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer ZuneCast</itunes:subtitle>
		<link>http://fakesteveballmer.mypodcast.com/</link>
		<description>The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer, CEO of the most powerfull and prolific corporation in the world, Microsoft! You will enjoy this, do you hear me people!?</description>
		<itunes:summary>The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer, CEO of the most powerfull and prolific corporation in the world, Microsoft! You will enjoy this, do you hear me people!?</itunes:summary>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, computers, Vista, XP, windows</itunes:keywords>
      <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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         <itunes:name>Steve Ballmer</itunes:name>
     <itunes:email>ballmerrules@hotmail.com</itunes:email>
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		<managingEditor>Ballmerrules@hotmail.com (Steve Ballmer)</managingEditor>
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			<title>Barak, Don't Fail Me Now! - Evil Lurks!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Evil (Hellary) stalks Mr. Ballmer!
This one is really scarry, have all children leave the room befo</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Evil (Hellary) stalks Mr. Ballmer!
This one is really scarry, have all children leave the room before listening!
We warned you!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-251641&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Evil (Hellary) stalks Mr. Ballmer!
This one is really scarry, have all children leave the room before listening!
We warned you!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:18:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, family, imac, Hellary, Evil</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>05:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>The EU Rules Against Microsoft Again! - (Why do we even bother!)</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Mr. Ballmer Rails against the European Union Courts!</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Mr. Ballmer Rails against the European Union Courts!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-249624&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Mr. Ballmer Rails against the European Union Courts!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:57:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, computers, Vista, XP, windows, god</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>03:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>MSZuneFan, I Understand! - Fatherly Advice:</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>MSZuneFan, I Understand! - Fatherly Advice:</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>MSZuneFan, I Understand! - Fatherly Advice:&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-240668&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>MSZuneFan, I Understand! - Fatherly Advice:</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:45:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, zune</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>02:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>Where SCO Failed, We Will Succeed!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Mr. Ballmer thrills an audience at a convention in London with an anti-linux rant!</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Mr. Ballmer thrills an audience at a convention in London with an anti-linux rant!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-235039&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Mr. Ballmer thrills an audience at a convention in London with an anti-linux rant!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 19:31:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, computers, Vista, XP, windows, god</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>03:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>GOD Spoke to me Last Night!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Mr. Ballmer has an accident in the Teal-room and sees God!</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Mr. Ballmer has an accident in the Teal-room and sees God!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-229408&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Mr. Ballmer has an accident in the Teal-room and sees God!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 17:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>03:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>A letter from me, to me, about me, warning me to stop being me!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>One of Mr. Ballmer's lawyers, Limberbagh (of Haroldstien, Kretch, Limberbagh, Cross, brenan and Joac</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>One of Mr. Ballmer's lawyers, Limberbagh (of Haroldstien, Kretch, Limberbagh, Cross, brenan and Joacobs, The on-campus day shift MS Offensive Legal Team) has a problem with Fake Steve Ballmer and wants to take action against him!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-223419&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>One of Mr. Ballmer's lawyers, Limberbagh (of Haroldstien, Kretch, Limberbagh, Cross, brenan and Joacobs, The on-campus day shift MS Offensive Legal Team) has a problem with Fake Steve Ballmer and wants to take action against him!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 23:32:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, computers, Vista, XP, windows, Jobs, apple</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>03:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>The Poison Ive Files</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Mr. Ballmer is contacted by an agent of the secret department deep within the bowels of Microsoft, D</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Mr. Ballmer is contacted by an agent of the secret department deep within the bowels of Microsoft, Department 666a with an unholy plan to destroy Jonathan Ive!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-222485&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Mr. Ballmer is contacted by an agent of the secret department deep within the bowels of Microsoft, Department 666a with an unholy plan to destroy Jonathan Ive!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 00:13:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, computers, Vista, XP, windows, Jobs, apple</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>03:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>CIO Stuart Scott Fired For Policy Breach!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Mr. Ballmer has to deal with the cult that has taken over Microsoft IT Department!</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Mr. Ballmer has to deal with the cult that has taken over Microsoft IT Department!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-219942&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Mr. Ballmer has to deal with the cult that has taken over Microsoft IT Department!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:34:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, computers, Vista, XP, windows, Jobs, apple</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>05:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! - The Monkey Boy Conspiracy!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Another short excerpt from Mr. Ballmer's book, &quot;The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy&quot;, he exposes the Developer</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Another short excerpt from Mr. Ballmer's book, &quot;The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy&quot;, he exposes the Developers, developers, video conspiracy!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-218422&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Another short excerpt from Mr. Ballmer's book, &quot;The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy&quot;, he exposes the Developers, developers, video conspiracy!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:01:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, monkey-boy</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>02:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>Exerpt From &quot;The Monkey Boy Conspiracy&quot; Chapter 8 - The Jobs Factor!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>This is a short exerpt from Mr. Ballmers as of yet unpublished book, &quot;The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy&quot;, yo</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>This is a short exerpt from Mr. Ballmers as of yet unpublished book, &quot;The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy&quot;, you won't believe what he found out about Steve Jobs!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-214131&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>This is a short exerpt from Mr. Ballmers as of yet unpublished book, &quot;The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy&quot;, you won't believe what he found out about Steve Jobs!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:54:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, computers, Vista, XP, windows, Jobs, apple</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>03:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>Why I Hate Psychologist!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Mr. Ballmer takes his wife's advice and goes to see a psychologist.</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Mr. Ballmer takes his wife's advice and goes to see a psychologist.&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-210972&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Mr. Ballmer takes his wife's advice and goes to see a psychologist.</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 17:56:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, family, imac, psychologist</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>04:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>So, You Think You Love Your Kids?</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Mr. Ballmer has to deal with a disloyal gardener and his family!</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Mr. Ballmer has to deal with a disloyal gardener and his family!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-210460&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Mr. Ballmer has to deal with a disloyal gardener and his family!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:51:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, family, imac</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>01:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>Charlton Heston!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Chartton Heston  died and it has bummed me out. Just a little memorial to such a great man!</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Chartton Heston  died and it has bummed me out. Just a little memorial to such a great man!&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mypodcast.com/image-207755&quot;&gt;</description>
			<itunes:summary>Chartton Heston  died and it has bummed me out. Just a little memorial to such a great man!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:29:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>ballmer, microsoft, fake steve, steve ballmer, charlton, heston</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>01:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<title>Steve Jobs and Apple Looking a Little Desperate!</title>
			<itunes:subtitle>Mr. Ballmer comments on Apple executive selling off their own stock!</itunes:subtitle>
			<description>Mr. Ballmer comments on Apple executive selling off their own stock!</description>
			<itunes:summary>Mr. Ballmer comments on Apple executive selling off their own stock!</itunes:summary>
          <itunes:author>Steve Ballmer</itunes:author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:41:00 -0800</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>Microsoft, Ballmer, fake steve ballmer, stock, apple</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:duration>02:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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